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hi im asher and im not a jewish boy im funnier in real life ngl

I track the tag horsepubes


spank-my-booty:

Oh god I was so used to making chocolate zucchini bread for my house and for my ex I forgot to decrease how much I made and now I have so much of it oh my god I cant eat all of this

Gimme some
teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath):if you're an amateur
intensional:

me

black-and-white-beginnings:

The kind of crying that hurts the most is the type where your breathing gets fast, you try to hold it in, be quiet. Everyone’s asleep and you’re smothering yourself in a pillow, your top, you gasp for air as the tears stream down your face. Your eyes burn and your chest is heavy. Trying to jeep quiet hurts your lungs… That hurts the most…knowing you can’t let anyone find you crying.

(via lizcofer14)

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus, via lizcofer14)