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hi im asher and im not a jewish boy im funnier in real life ngl

I track the tag horsepubes


oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
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(via venipede)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via princess-palpatine)

Meet me in the fucking pit
— James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

(via lohanthony)


waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: puto1, via ruinedchildhood)

band member:so how old are you?
me:how old do you need me to be