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hi im asher and im not a jewish boy im funnier in real life ngl

I track the tag horsepubes


joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

(via satanicpubes)

paradisaic:

who is she?

she thick

caseyanthonyofficial:

nayx:

caseyanthonyofficial:

nayx:

good evening my little cummies :3

Chill

no.  now say good evening back or dadey will be furious

I’m throwing up

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via caseyanthonyofficial)