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hi im asher and im not a jewish boy im funnier in real life ngl

I track the tag horsepubes


snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via imbeyondaverage)

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via teafective)

How to have sex
Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger